This worked out slightly better than I thought it would. It’s still not as good as Teddy Broosevelt’s, though; I didn’t realize until I was just about done that he had already done pretty much the exact same thing. Oh well. Great minds think alike.
This was mostly the result of trial-and-error, with emphasis on the error. I messed around a lot with the code for that article before I managed to get the CNN logo up there, and I’m still not entirely sure how I managed to do it. The CNN logo isn’t the only change, though – if you look around, you’ll notice that I changed every single mention of “The Onion” to “CNN”. This is legitimate news now! It’s always funny when people mistake Onion articles for fact; this kind of thing could make said mistake that much more common.